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CUT’s humour genre comprises ebooks which have sections of humorous, amusing, or funny content. They don’t necessarily have amusement as their central theme, so humour may well be their secondary genre. In some cases our humour books are serious, yet still contain some dry, satirical wit, possibly to relieve tension. They differ from our comedy ebooks which have amusement as their primary purpose. 

White Rabbits
Stephen Tyson
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Paul Marshall appeared out of nowhere. The hazy autumn sky had just started to darken, and I was sitting in the bus-shelter killing time.
The Gracie and Bella War
Sandra Horn
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Nobody knew exactly when or why the war started. Some people thought it was Fred's earrings, but it went back a long way before that.
The Blatherskite
Terence D Forster
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Two sisters, one sister quiet and assuring and one sister a little overwhelming and demanding.
Collision Theory
Kath McKay
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When she was seventy four my mother began corresponding with an elderly Scottish widower called Robert who was working on a maths problem. She got a ticket to the university library. A tiny woman, my mother: young people towered above her. ‘But they showed me how the computers worked, how to scan in books,’ she assured me on her regular phone call. I imagined they treated her as a member of a rare species, surprised to find her in their territory. She soon spent days immersed in Californian maths and physics journals. Amongst the formal jargon were spattered Californian idioms: gotten, freshen up, dude.
Nine Signs to Shilbottle
James Roderick Burns
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The day after the great storm, Miss Prendergast sent out Milo Patrick to see what damage it had done to the roads around the village.
Horror Story
Paul Sutton Reeves
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A boat trip on the fens with the ghost of Conrad...
Closing in Five
Colin Watts
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I was sitting with Sal in the Strawberry Fields café on Penny Lane. Sal of the orange hair, black leggings and red lipstick. Sal, with the dark voice, who I fancied something rotten. Sal, who scared the shit out of me...
A Feast of Flash Fictions
Brindley Hallam Dennis
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Ten Flash Fictions, from 449, to 96 words short...illicit affairs and railroad crashes, murderous spouses and vengeful neighbours.
Milo and the Millennium Bug
Leslie Wilkie
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Much has been written about the effects of the millennium bug...I was responsible for saving my crew from this dreadful disease...
The Medicine Man
Leslie Wilkie
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A Ship's doctor's trials and tribulations.
Dummies Don't Talk
Ray Lawrence
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Lenny Waterman thought he could throw his voice. He couldn't - as a Ventriloquist he would have given Archie Andrews palpitations - and then he met with a mysterious old Romany lady who gave him a gift that would change his life forever...
A Sheila called Sheila
Leslie Wilkie
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Students take gap years between A levels and university - I took mine when my wife left me for the milkman...
A Rat's Tale
G Mills
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Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Doctor Dominic du Mortier and I am a hundred and sixty one years old. No no, stay where you are please. It’s not that I’m unwilling to shake your hand, please don’t think that. It’s really more a case of my being unable. Permit me to explain. I am beyond reach. And behind glass. And a rodent. Nothing special you understand – just a Rattus norvegicus, or a common brown rat to you. Oh yes, and dead. Did I mention that?
Taking Your Clothes Off in the Dark
Anne Green
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It's only the intrepid who venture into the world of arranged romance. Amelia casts her fate to the winds of change and learns that not all migrating birds make it home safely.
The Emancipation of Margot Feather
Elizabeth Stott
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Margot could have danced, but she bashes away on an old typewriter in her husband's carpet business. Feather's Carpet Empire had never amounted to much, and had her husband listened to her, things could have been very different. But, one day, she hears a voice from the fire escape...
One Of My Passengers Is Missing
Ray Lawrence
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Benny Green is worried - passengers are vanishing from his taxi cab and the Police are getting interested. Where are they vanishing to? Benny is desperate to find out...
Escape
Akeem Balogun
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‘My mother, Bessie, had been caring for my dad ever since old age had rendered him slightly incapable, so I had to look for her when she went missing . . .'
Berkin's Paintings
Evelina Anissimova
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A pathologically guilty nature painter is forcibly enrolled in the Portrait Painter of the Year Awards by his uncle Rosenberg - and wins.
The Waiting Room
Helen Stockton
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If you've ever sat in a doctor's waiting room, wondering how long you are going to have to wait and what you're going to catch whilst you're waiting, then this is the story for you...
Disappointed
Ian Cassidy
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Following the death of her husband Nellie makes a return journey to one of their favorite haunts, only to discover it is not the same without him.
Follow the Brolly
Leslie Wilkie
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My first impression of the cruise liner was of a great white block of flats...
Stop, Look and Listen
Akeem Balogun
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A story about living life through instructions.
Early Days
Leyla Leyton
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I walked away alone. Tears sprung quickly but not unexpectedly to my eyes - I realised I was now alone!
Basil
Helen Pizzey
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Peter's quiet night in is high-jacked by a complete stranger...
Widow's Peak
Sylvia Petter
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a woman's revenge on the men who betrayed her.
Up The Downstairs
Edward Cartner
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A jaded city commuter and office worker is unexpectedly invited to 'break free' from the herd. His joy is short-lived and he is quickly returned to the treadmill. He will never meet her like again. There will be no repetition - or will there?
Emily Bronte Unbound
Stephen Shieber
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Moving into your first flat with a lover is a stressful time, but when precious objects become damaged, there'll be tears before bedtime. Thank goodness for the Bronte family band!
Being Normal
Stephen Shieber
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My father was a painter and decorator. An artisan, he called himself, in his effusive moments. What he meant was that he slapped up posh wallpapers in houses he quietly lusted after.
That Good Night
Clive Collins
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Brian Finnegan hates parties, but tonight the party is for him - and he has to make a speech.
Em Pulls a Stunt
Frank Woods
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Em has fallen for her BMX instructor. When he does the dirty, she turns the tables in spectacular style.
Dirty Work
Paul Lahert
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Bad news travels fast, so we had to travel faster. This, in essence, was the notion that guided us. You get it, you give it, you move on. Do it right and you’re away before the condemned have had a chance to let the reality of their new circumstances sink in. Your veneer of professionalism intact, that hollow look they get in their eyes quickly jettisoned from your memory. Do it that way and it’s smooth and efficient. Do it that way and it’s as close as something like this gets to being a job well done. And that’s generally how it went. Most of the time...
The Barber's Victim
Derek Neale
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"Barbers incarcerate you. That's a fact, whatever the hairstyle, however free the expense". A boy is traumatized by what a haircut reveals.
Erratics
Derek Neale
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'The habit started when he was seven. A ball, thrown hard and long and with unforgiving inaccuracy by his father, was not retrieved from a neighbour's garden.'
Kontakte
Jonathan Taylor
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A story about Derek, Stockhausen, electronic music, and the ducks in Acton Park.
First Communion
Bea Davenport
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A little girl's First Communion day - when temptation arrives in the form of a bag of sweets
In Good Order
Sarah Salway
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A story for everyone who has wondered how to organise their book shelves...
 
 

 

   

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